Why did Bill Gates Resigned From Microsoft ? ? ?

Hi Friends...

    After Taking A couple of Months for very serious Investigations and in depth analysis, we happen to know the true reason why did Mr. Bill Gates handed over his responsibilities to Mr. Steve Ballmer and quitted from Microsoft...

He received a letter from Mr. Happy Singh ( Dont get confused with Akshay of Singh is Kinng ) about his doubts in using the Windows Operating System.

The Confidential, Classified Letter is Now here for You...

Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice

1. When I Click on Start, It Starts but since there is No STOP Button, I'm Confused how to Stop. Please Add it soon.

2. We find there is ‘Run’ in the menu. We request you to change that to ’sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any ‘re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘re-cycle’, but I own a Bajaj scooter at home.

4. There is ‘Search’ button but it is not working properly. My Son lost his left shoe socks and we tried a lot to search the missing  socks with this ‘ Search ’ button, but it didn't help. Please rectify this problem.

5. My Daughter wanted to change the wall color of her Bed-Room, Can you please Tell me how use the MS Paint to Change her room wall color? She likes it to be Lilac.

6. In my Computer there is only one icon which shows ‘My Documents’; But when I open it I dont find my Land Documents, House Loan Documents, LIC Policy Documents. Where are they?

7. It is surprising that windows says ‘My Music’ but there is not even a single Song that I sing everyday in Bathroom when I Bath. So when will you keep my Song in that ?

8. There is ‘Microsoft Office’ what about ‘Microsoft Home’? since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided ‘My Recent Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’ and Is there any chance I can Have 'My Future Documents' to know what I will have in Future?

10. You provide ‘My Network Places’. For God Sake! Please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

11. When I click on Ctrl + Alt + Del, It shows 'Task Manager' but I'm a 'Branch Manager' Can You change that also?

12. There is one thing called 'F1' for Help, When My Son wanted to write 2 tables, F1 didnt help him. Kindly Check that Also.

Bye Bye,

You Know, Singh is Kinng Yaar... and I'm Happy Singh Yaar...

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that the name is WINDOWS but I can't see the next house when I open it and why no Air is coming when WINDOWS is Open ?